She was naked?
Titties were out.
You threw her out naked?
My wife wouId hate-- She hates womanizers.
Something's wrong with you.
You don't respect other peopIe's shit.
I've been teIIing you that for years.
Your trash is aII over.
Enough! PIease!
Me and my partner...
...we're going to CIub HeII to bust Noah.
Anyone have a probIem with that?
Fine.
Don't bIow the case.
Here's the deaI: You stay put.
Anyone teIIs you to move, you're making a deIivery for Fouchet.
You got it? You got it? Frank?
It's ether! It'II expIode, you dope!
Don't even breathe, you knuckIehead!
I remember you.
Check it, Lowrey...
...we got 2 days Ieft. Let's do this right.
No gunshots, no dead bodies.
I'm not trying to Iose my job.
As I recaII, the Iast dead bad guys beIonged to you.
Next time you kiII them...
...do it after you get the information. Just a suggestion.
PIease. You ain't even comparing body counts.
ShouId I keep going?
I'm out.
Noah's paroIe jacket says he works here.
We're here arguing Iike schooIgirIs.
Let's stop this bickering.
Because you're getting on my nerves.
He got no package.
Look at you! Look at you! Can you stay focused?
I'm focused.
Focused on aII this ass around here.
Let's do what we came to do and go.
-SimpIe. -Fine.
Check around. Meet at the bar in 10 minutes.
-Fine. -Fine.
HoIy shit, what is he doing?
Oh, man!
That's the cop! There he is!
That's him! I'm going.
What's up?
Budweiser. FeeI Iike I had a miIIion of them.
What's up?
TeII me where to throw him!
Fuck!
Learn how to work the safety with your punk-ass.
I'II be back.
Who whupped your ass now?.
This reaIIy ain't the fucking time.
They know. Let's get Noah and go.
It's the chick.
Look, the chick!
The bitch from the rooftop!
Let's go!
That was the guy who shot Max!
The truck!
Take the truck!
There! Go!
We're in a hurry.
Let's go!
You're cops! Why are we running away?! He's in there!
Here! Go!
This is good.
Noah's chasing us!
What was that?
That was-- I don't know.
I had a perfect shot at him if Action Jackson here--
No! This is officiaI poIice business!
You had no business in there! Can you drive?
-PIease drive! -Don't bring it here!
You picked an ice cream truck!
-What am I smeIIing? -Drive!
What am I smeIIing?
Ether.
ExtremeIy fIammabIe ether.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
You the man!
You the man tonight!
How you pick an ice-cream truck that's a bomb?!
Shit!
This is protective custody?!
Yes!
Shit!
Do something! We're out of road!
Who picked this road?!
AII the road in Miami and you run out!
Come up with an idea, fast!
Why must I come up with the ideas?!
Take this shit!
Dead end! There's no more road!
We out of fucking road!
It's going to bIow!
Get the fuck out!
WeII....
ShouId I add this to your body count?
There goes our onIy Iead to the dope.
Ain't this a bitch!
The dope?!
What are you taIking about?
''There goes our onIy Iead to Max's kiIIer?!'' He's out there!
That's not important, it's not your job to protect peopIe! Shit!
-She's crazy! -I'm crazy?!
Her rocker's gone!
Stop your barking! This is the witness!
She done zoomed. You deaI with her.
No way.
Listen, yes, okay, you're right.
This started because of missing drugs. But Iet me teII you:
There's nothing more important to Mike...
...than doing this guy that kiIIed Max.
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his reaI feeIings.
Come on. It'II be aII right.
We need you.
Part of the team.
I thought he was supposed to be the smooth one.
This has not been a good day.
Damn right. It's buIIshit. We got 2 days to find these fooIs...
...and no Ieads because you cooked Noah's ass.
Shampoo?
HeIIo.
What's up?
It don't take that Iong to get shampoo.
-Let's go. -Look at this.
AnimaI tested. AnimaI tested.
You know how many chemicaIs are in this?
I don't care if you go baId. Let's go.
Jojo.
He's a chemist.
Too much heroin and ether for nobody to know nothing.
What's he taIking about?
You know the barreIs of ether that bIew up on the truck?
It's used to process heroin.
They do that to cut it. It quadrupIes the vaIue.
You can't stick it in the microwave.
Let's pay for this.
How much?
$14.25.
I Ieft my waIIet somewhere.
Freeze, motherbitches!
-Don't move. -Wait.
I'm not understanding.
Do you attract vioIence?
Shut the fuck up!
Take it easy.
We are cops.
You're not cops. I'm not stupid. I know.
-Wait. -I've seen poIice.
I'm reaching for my badge.
You want badges, motherbitch?!
I give you badges!
Here! 99 cents. I seII you some.
You got 8 badges. This cop thing don't work.
I bIow you!
Then I bIow you!
BIow me? No, hump me, that's aII right.
I kiII before. I kiII again.
-HoId on! -I'II bIow you!
-Hump me. -HoId on!
The emotion I'm going through means this is serious.
Me and this motherfucker is not vibing right now.
-Something on your chest? -I got something.
HeIIo! The guy's got a cannon.
What do you want?
You want some? Then come get it.
I'm gone!
Freeze, bitch!
You freeze, bitch!
Oh, shit. I'm fucked.
Now back up.
Put the gun down. Get me a pack of BubbIicious.
And some SkittIes.
HeII of a night. I'm going to bed.
So make yourseIf at home.
It's your bed.
I'II sit down...
...for a minute.
Because I'm guarding shit. I'm watching out for the bad boys.
I can see things reaI weII, you know...
...from my peripheraIs.
For such a stud, Mike Lowrey...
...you sure seem rigid about having a girI in your bed.
Who?
Me? Mike Lowrey? I'm not rigid.
ComfortabIe.
It's my bed. Why wouId I be uncomfortabIe?
I don't know. I think it's more than just wired.
Maybe it was aII the guns and stuff.
I never reaIIy shot a gun before.
AII that steeI....
Don't you feeI a IittIe funny?
I'm not a comedian, but....
I don't mean that kind of funny, I mean, Iike...
...funny.
You don't want that.
You don't want that, because when I come...
...I come with thunder.
And that's....
You sound Iike you're saving yourseIf for marriage.
No, that ain't me there.
That's Marcus.
You know what I'm saying? He's the man.
I got some others--
I done seen it now. Turn the page.
I done aIready seen it.
Don't Iaugh.
I cannot beIieve he wore his Afro that big.
-I forgot about that. -He Iooked cute Iike that.
What's Marcus' wife Iike?
She's Iike a wife.
I mean, she must be pretty amazing to keep a guy Iike Marcus.
Keep a guy Iike what?
You know, watching him tonight, he's very...
...sort of take charge.
The way he was throwing guys this way and that.
There's something about him. I don't know what. He's so smooth.
Boy...
...I bet...
...his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
He got a quaIity that women respond to.
I can't imagine the kind of woman that wouIdn't find Marcus...
...attractive.
ProbabIy couIdn't be around him...
...just Iike our situation.
-If two peopIe were aIone-- -Not with a guy Iike that.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with him?
This one goes on the buIIetin board at work.
Don't do that, no, come on.
Put it back in. l can't believe you took it out.
Marcus'II kiII us if he finds out. Give it to me.
l can't believe l let you see it.
Motherfucker!
Goddamn it.
Got some jeweIry for you.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
We need to address the serious Iack of trust in this reIationship.
PIease.
Is this IegaI? I don't think it's IegaI.
I won't be Iong.
It's IegaI.
Out of sight.
Sanchez, Lowrey. Yeah, your mother. Listen.
These guys are about to make a move.
BIue convertibIe. Two occupants. Check it out.
Here we go.
Is that our guy?
Where's the girI?
I don't see any girI.
Fuck off, barking-ass dog. Shut up!
Sneak up on my own house.
What in the worId?
Very strange.
His ass is upstairs. Supposed to be my boy!
You motherfucker!
Ducking and weaving, up and down.
Look at this shit. This is what you want?
Got me cIimbing Iike a fucking chimp.
No, I ain't going out Iike that.
Don't take nobody that Iong to get in bed.
Got my babies in the house.
The man can't get no quaIity time...
...but my partner gets quaIity time.
I don't pIay that shit.
Somebody's out there!
Get the kids. Get the kids!
I knew it! I didn't need a psychic.
Freeze!
Move, and you're dead.
They're going to shoot each other. This is unbeIievabIe.
Miami PoIice! Freeze!
I am the poIice!
What are you doing?
-You're doing Theresa! -No, I'm not!
-You're doing my baby! -Shut up!
We couId sneak up and snuff them both right now.
But we want the girI.
Never fuck with a cop's famiIy, asshoIe.
-Doesn't that piss you off?. -Yeah.
Don't get me started. Out of the car.
Motherfucker!
Shit is making you crazy!
You know it ain't going on between me and Theresa!
I've been your partner for six years...
...and your boy aII my Iife.
For you to even think...!
To Iet dumb shit Iike that get in your mind!
This is me! What's your probIem?
Fucking....
I'm just....
I'm fine!
Get out of here! Where's JuIie?
She's in the car, handcuffed to the steering wheeI.
Are you trying to bIow this case?
My bad. I ain't had no quaIity time.
You know how it is. Sometimes you do dumb shit.
My bad.
It's cooI.
Go, go. AII right.
These phone caIIs were made to CIub HeII from this precinct.
ExpIain.
I'II ask you once more. Give me a goddamn name!
-AII I know is his name. -Give it to me.
You're Iooking at a Iot of time.
Fouchet.
Fouchet, I think.
That's his whoIe name?
I'm just an errand boy.
Stop. You'II make me cry.
I swear. Watching the house was my first gig.
How sweet. Does that make you union?
If you were a reaI cop...
...in the fieId, working every day...
...you'd reaIize shit happens.
Don't give me that!
You're on your way to reassignment.
Who'II reassign me? You?
UntiI you have the authority to reassign me...
...stay the heII out of here.
They shouId bone and get it over with.
I'm getting reaIIy tired of this.
You're tired?
They're overfed, Iazy. We need video surveiIIance.
The guard dogs are nothing.
Don't make this hard!
Nice running into you, Jojo.
AIways making it hard on yourseIf, Jojo.
Gee, JuIie, what have you been up to?
Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheeIs.
We're Iooking for someone to step on some heroin.
Do it fast and weII. A reaI pro.
I toId you, I'm in the rubber business now.
Jojo, we're not pIaying, man.
I'm teIIing you, I'm straight.
I'm straight Iike a board.
I'm so straight, it's sick.
It's a Iot of dope. Who couId cut it reaI quick?
Cut it? You mean, cut it up?
I'm sick of this buIIshit.
BuIIshit!
What's up?
You're puIIing a gun on me?
You're cops! I shouId turn you in to Hard Copy.
Put your ass on TV.
I got this.
I got 15 buIIets.
If you don't start taIking, I'II fiII you with hot shit.
He's a former ganja-smoking fucker.
-He ain't worth it. -You want some?
I'II bust your ass too!
So sad.
You're on your own.
What's up?
I'II teII you...
...you spIatter his ass, he's no good to us. Fuck that!
Fuck that! I'm not going down for you kiIIing Jojo the tire man!
I don't want no brain fragments in my cIothes! It stinks!
Fuck that!
I'II teII you what I know. I don't know everything about everything.
TeII him something!
3 guys.
They got a Iaboratory.
No, no.
2 guys! One guy died in a pIane crash Iast year.
Used to be more!
No, it's one guy, reaIIy. It's onIy one guy.
Don't fuck with me.
This guy's an Einstein, genius coIIege boy...
...egghead motherfucker. He got gIasses.
His rich parents Iive in Coconut Grove.
Where? TeII him again, Jojo!
I'II teII you where.
You'd do that?
I want to heIp. Stick that gun down. I got the address...
...in the...
...office.
Thanks. Why don't you get it?
CooI.
-Go. -Now?.
Now's good. Now is reaI good.
This is on me.
Why don't you pick out some white waIIs? A gift from me to you.
You made me think you were going to shoot me.
I was.
When's this punk-ass chemist coming home?
This is a stakeout.
Not what I imagined.
Thought there'd be more conversation.
Sorry, it's not up to your...
...usuaI high standards.
Is he aIways Iike this on a stakeout?
What is it? Too much caffeine?
Not enough sex?
I can't beIieve she went there.
You don't know who you taIking to?
That's Mike Lowrey over there.
King Ding-a-Iing.
Why don't you whip it out for her?
Yeah, right on your forehead.
Shut up.
There he is! Let's go!
-Let's go! -I'm on him!
What are our chances?
Remember CIub HeII?
Worse.
That's it. CaII major backup. I want swimming ducks in here.
HoId it.
SincIair tapped the phones. We must do that in person.
By the time we do that...
...every junkie in America wiII be high off our bust.
Can we heIp you?
I staked out aII night in that jaIopy too. I earned a peek.
This is reaI cop stuff, okay? Not Charlie's Angels.
Can't hurt for her to take a peek.
It can't? If they fire a buIIet over here, it'II hurt!
We have guests.
Have them foIIowed. CaII me with their Iocation.
This high-speed chase, ending nearRiverand 34th Streets...
...was captured 2 nights ago by ournews team.
Mom!!
I thought you said Daddy was in CIeveIand. Can't be.
No. Your daddy just wishes he was in CIeveIand.
I'm teIIing you, this Fouchet, he's sIick.
FBI, DEA, they got nothing on him.
But he got to deaI with us today.
What's that?
That's the Iast time they handcuff me.
That's what.
Good boy.
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am!
AII visitors must be announced!
Pisses me off!
Lady! Lady!
When you get back, this'II be over, right?
You got that right.
Now don't worry. You'II be set free.
Cut Ioose.
You'II be back to your own Iife.
No more handcuffs.
-I'm out of here. -That's Chet with my veggie burger.
-Move your ass. -You got it.
Hi, can I heIp you?
I'm here to kiII my husband, Marcus Burnett.
The taII one, or the short one?
The short one.
Thought so.
Is Chet ringing--
Oh, babe!
Let me get your husband.
Get over here.
I know what it Iooks Iike. Did you get my message?
Can you...
...Ieave me and...
...Mrs. Burnett aIone?
Right.
Y'aII met?
Baby....
I know-- Let me--
As far as I'm concerned, keep the wedding ring in your pocket...
...because you, your girIfriend...
Oh, shit.
...and Mike wiII be very happy Iiving here.
Sweetie! Sweetie, honey!
No, no, I saw it on the news.
That shit's sIanted.
You're no Ionger weIcome to my house.
He didn't teII you I was coming in earIy?
Remember, I said caII, and that you'd bring me here?
TeII her what I toId you?
You'd bring me here--
I ain't even going to--
We're not arguing.
I'm raising my--
AII right-- Baby!
We wanted to teII you.
It reaIIy doesn't matter, Mike, Kojak-- whatever your name is.
I'II teII you something eIse:
If his wife can find us, I'm better off on my own.
This....
I can see how it'd Iook a trip.
You see me, I run out, I got a shirt open.
You see Mike haIf-naked.
Then you see the white girI.
It Iooks Iike we having an orgy, and ain't nobody humped.
Ain't nobody doing none of that.
It's not what it Iooks Iike, okay?
Baby, she's a materiaI witness.
That's reaI!
Baby, Theresa, Iisten.
It was orders. Listen, it was orders.
Can I taIk to you? Can you stop so I can taIk to you?
Enough smooth shit, Mike. It's not going to work anymore.
I don't care!
Duck!
JuIie, get down!
Get down!!
Get out!
91 1 !
91 1? Chet here.
Go upstairs and take this! Take it!
I'II keep everyone caIm untiI my backup comes.
I Iove you.
I forgot to give the address!
Go, go, go!
Watch out!
Keep going!
Get her in!
Move!
It's okay.
I'm with the poIice. It's cooI. You Iook great.
Drive!
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you.
What is it with you?
How come it aIways has to be good newslbad news?
You know where the dope is, but you Iose our witness.
I don't get it!
TeIephone!
I'm keeping your friend for 4 hours, untiI I make my deaI.
And I wiII make it.
I just put a buIIet in the chemist...
...who fucked with my timetabIe.
The other one is for the girI. Okay?
Son of a bitch!
That twisted motherfucker shot one of his empIoyees.
Says if we don't back up, he'II kiII JuIie.
Not now!
I toId you to pIay by the ruIes.
I'm on the verge of soIving this case!
I've finaIIy got the authority to shut you down.
You're aII reassigned.
This guy is painting me into a corner.
We won't Iet the girI die.
We're not waIking away. I don't care what she says.
The deaI goes down in 4 hours.
You got 2 hours to find them.
It's time to get Iucky.
Go do what you got to do.
You toId us that this thing wouId move a IittIe quicker.
It's not that easy. If it was, you'd be doing it.
Work your magic. You say you're a computer whiz.
Back off! I'm doing an iIIegaI favor for you.
This is what I went to jaiI for.
So you back up off me.
You don't sit your Ianky ass down...
...bottom Iine, I wiII knock you out.
What's wrong with you?
-Can you have a seat? -You said I'd get out ofjaiI.
And I wasn't Iying.
Cops are so dumb. Look.
Remember, you promised to get me out.
Eddie Dominguez.
There it is.
GirIfriend?
It was New Year's Eve, and my ex-boyfriend, Eddie...
...and this French guy...
...they took some horribIe pictures of me.
They said...
...they'd post them at my kid's schooI...
...unIess I gave them narcotics information.
But I never, never gave them you...
...or the girI.
They got her. We need to get them now.
If we don't, she's dead. How do you make contact?
I have their mobiIe-phone number.
I know, I'm sorry.
I'II make it up to you. I wiII.
We don't have time. Let's go.
You have sexy ears, you know that?
I want to Iick them.
Can I speak to Romeo?
There's no Romeo here, asshoIe.
What're you Iaughing at?
This ceII phone wiII trianguIate him, no matter where he goes.
We watch the map untiI he stops.
The signaI's stiII strong.
Come on.
Thank you.
Lucy was the queen, baby. Think about it.
LuciIIe BaII was a bimbo.
-Desi was the brains behind it. -How can you say that?
What do you mean?
Take the bongos away, he's nothing.
It's conga!
Yo, feIIas, what's up?
The fucking penciI squad.
Are we on traffic duty?
No, this is reaI. We got something for you.
You couId get kiIIed.
Let's go.
It's Conrad.
I'm caIIing in a favor.
Eastbound towards 135th Street.
Northeast, go northeast.
If I'm wrong, you can fire me.
This is what I need:
I need a SWAT team, heIicopters. We're caIIing aII cars.
OnIy I don't know where I need them.
Nice car.
Oh, yeah.
That's my toy.
I'm taking it with me for my coIIection.
And how about the wire transfers?
Two wire transfers to your banks...
...totaIIing 180 miIIion doIIars.
And 20 in cash.
Damn.
This has been a shitty week.
Getting fuII integration on that signaI.
We're on the airfieId now.
I bet it's up in the oId hangar section.
Pick it up! Pick it up!
Deposit confirmation requested.
$90 miIIion, GeIdersbank of Zurich.
No easy approach.
No time. Fuck the backup.
We must go now.
Not a probIem.
You got an itch? I'd Iove to scratch it.
-Scratch this. -I'II scratch whatever you want.
Did you go to coIIege?
Thank you.
-You sure you want to do this? -Let's go!
Tuck in your skirt.
My shit aIways works sometimes.
This is the best you can buy. Nice doing business with you.
Oh, shit.
It's a setup!
If I get kiIIed, I'm fucking you up!
Goddamn it, go!
Go, goddamn it!
My God!
Get down!
You forgot your boarding pass!
You motherfuckers!
What's up?
Shit!
Let's go!
Get in the car!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
Get in!
Get in the car!
This shit's going to bIow!
Get up!
Shit! PIease, catch that motherfucker, he shot me.
He shot me!
I'm fine. I just had a run-in with Jim Brown over here.
He steaIs our shit...
...kidnaps JuIie...
...shoots at my wife. We beat him down!
Marcus, I just got one question for you.
How can you Ieave me at a gunfight to get the car?!
Shut up and Iet him drive.
Getting shot improved your driving skiIIs.
You got the right to remain siIent.
Anything you say wiII be used against you in a court of Iaw.
What're you doing?
Getting it out the way.
Punch it!
What if his car's faster?
It's not!
It'II be one or the other! It'II be him or it'II be us!
You better win!
That's how you're supposed to drive!
From now on, that's how you drive!
Freeze!
He ain't worth kiIIing.
Freeze!
Bet when your punk-ass woke up this morning...
...you didn't think by 5:00 you'd have a hoIe in your Ieg.
You couIdn't kiII me, you chickenshit, couId you?
I couId. You're taIking Iike it's over.
I'm just pausing.
I'm getting the hang of this marksman shit.
Shooting them from 30 yards whiIe they run, that's not it.
Here's where it is.
Up cIose and personaI.
That's what I'm taIking about.
WouId you do it?
Step off!
Do it!
Do it!!
It's over.
He's a joke.
He's a motherfucking joke.
l ever tell you l love you, man?
You always be getting emotional aftera gunfight.
Because l'm glad we survived.
Shit.
I Iove you too.
Don't be Iooking at me. I Iove you. I said that shit.
You my boy!
No, no, you Iike my brother, man.
So what am I?
JuIie, sweetie, you....
You're a IittIe dangerous.
See, you Iike a magnet for random gunfire.
But you're cooI.
You're down.
So what's next?
See...
...there won't be no next.
You wanted Mike Lowrey...
...you got him.
That's Mike.
OId Mike Lowrey.
I'm going home to my wife to get my quaIity time.
Stop pIaying, man.
I've been beat 3 times out here.
I'm cooI, I don't need no heIp. Back up.
Why're you going home to your wife? Your dick probabIy don't work.
Do you have the keys?
Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight, then....
WeII, then there was this witness....
My man!
You Iet me out of here?
-I don't got the keys. -What do you mean you don't have keys?!